i may be getting carried away with skyrim mods
i knew that the media was unreliable but i never imagined it would be this bad
THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME
am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books
round up the posse, boys, we found us a NERD
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
my father texted these to me.
I can’t believe shadow the hedgehog is fucking dead
is because of the death to all trolls backlash
I’m sorry to say it, everyone. Shadow discovered that Shrek was cheating on him the whole time.
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
I’m dying over here
And in 6 months, even more will be added.
I’ve really been wanting to see the plant-like dragon that we’re given a peek of in the Book of Dragons!
Every time I see the new Godzilla I want to grab his neck like you would with a really wrinkly/jowly dog and smoosh ‘em around